Two Network Engineers were crossing the road when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second Engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.”
“The second Engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
This one is especially for Jeremy Gaddis and Stephen Fosket.
An CCIE student was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess”.
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.” The CCIE student took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.”
Again the CCIE Student took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”
He said, “Look I’m an CCIE student. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool.”