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Top 5 Things About Cisco Says “Internet to Change Forever” Event Today

9th March 2010 By 7 Comments

Cisco Marketing is attempting another lame meme today by claiming that Cisco will “Change The Internet”. Here is my top choices for what they will announce:

Number 6

Cisco will unveil a line of Internet Connected Home Appliances that will “Change the Internet”. Wash machine comes with soak only. Rinse and spin are part of Advanced Services option.

Credit: Thanks Matt Norwood

Number 5

Cisco says “Internet to change forever” tomorrow. “It’s not you, it’s me” says Cisco “I have to move on so I’m starting my own Internet without you in it”.

Number 4

Cisco says “Internet to change forever” tomorrow. Dammit, I only fixed it last week ! Took me ages to find the problem.

Number 3

Cisco says “Internet to change forever” tomorrow.Packetlife: “Anyone want to bet it will still be the same on Wednesday morning? ”

Number 2

Cisco says “Internet to change forever” tomorrow: We have worked out a way to charge an upgrade fee to Advanced IP Services for Every Computer Connected to the Internet.

Hooray for our share price!!

Number 1

Cisco says “Internet to change forever” tomorrow: EtherealmindWhat ? Again ? I already changed it last week!

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Greg Ferro is a Network Engineer/Architect, mostly focussed on Data Centre, Security Infrastructure, and recently Virtualization. He has over 20 years in IT, in wide range of employers working as a freelance consultant including Finance, Service Providers and Online Companies. He is CCIE#6920 and has a few ideas about the world, but not enough to really count.

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  • http:/ Mike B.

    Well CRS3 it is. Seems like it’s serious enough kit to help out in the NAP cores of the world.

    • http://etherealmind.com Greg Ferro

      Seven years it took. It’s three times faster. And, according to the marketing, that’s it.

      Wowee.

  • CiscoSuxBallsbutFuelsCareers

    hate them [Cisco] all you want Greg. You will be networking Cisco gear for the length of your career. haha!

    • http://etherealmind.com Greg Ferro

      Yeah probably. But I can still complain about it. I’m betting you have a whine, you just ain’t writing it down.

      • CiscoSuxBallsbutFuelsCareers

        :( your right…

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