Cisco Marketing is attempting another lame meme today by claiming that Cisco will “Change The Internet”. Here is my top choices for what they will announce:
Number 6
Cisco will unveil a line of Internet Connected Home Appliances that will “Change the Internet”. Wash machine comes with soak only. Rinse and spin are part of Advanced Services option.
Credit: Thanks Matt Norwood
Number 5
Cisco says “Internet to change forever” tomorrow. “It’s not you, it’s me” says Cisco “I have to move on so I’m starting my own Internet without you in it”.
Number 4
Cisco says “Internet to change forever” tomorrow. Dammit, I only fixed it last week ! Took me ages to find the problem.
Number 3
Cisco says “Internet to change forever” tomorrow.Packetlife: “Anyone want to bet it will still be the same on Wednesday morning? ”
Number 2
Cisco says “Internet to change forever” tomorrow: We have worked out a way to charge an upgrade fee to Advanced IP Services for Every Computer Connected to the Internet.
Hooray for our share price!!
Number 1
Cisco says “Internet to change forever” tomorrow: EtherealmindWhat ? Again ? I already changed it last week!
About Greg Ferro
Well CRS3 it is. Seems like it’s serious enough kit to help out in the NAP cores of the world.
Seven years it took. It’s three times faster. And, according to the marketing, that’s it.
Wowee.
hate them [Cisco] all you want Greg. You will be networking Cisco gear for the length of your career. haha!
Yeah probably. But I can still complain about it. I’m betting you have a whine, you just ain’t writing it down.