I figured this would make a good poster. So I made a poster about the “Types of Network Crap” (since I prefer not to use swear words on my blog) after a strong response to the tweet I did a couple of weeks ago.
Poster: Manager, Engineer, Architect, ITIL Consultant
Because ITIL sucks the enjoyment out of working in technology by making pointless administrative work. Agile is the schizz. With apologies to Joey Roth for the inspiration.
Poster: Keep Calm, Do Networks Everywhere
Keep Calm and Do Network Everywhere.
Poster: Cloud Price Negotiations
Some time ago, I was asked to work with a Cloud Provider to establish a budget for a potential project. I was unable to set a project budget because there was no way of capping the cost and meeting a budget. This is how the conversations with the sales representative went when discussing “How much [...]
Poster: The Eight Levels of Vendor Acceptance
The answer that you get from your vendor is never a __YES__ , or, not directly. This handy guide is the eight levels of vendor acceptance where answers
Poster: Servers, Tablets. Just Desktops and Printers to Go.
I did this a while back, but with Cisco recently announcing the VXI thin client desktops in the last week or so, it seems more relevant that ever. Enjoy.
Poster – Reassuringly Expensive
My view on the Cisco tax and John Chambers charging a premium.
Cisco CRS-3 Motivational Marketing Poster
My new poster on the Cisco CRS-3 announcement.
Poster: Cisco 360˙Program Training Waiver
In some way, the CCIE OEQ Waiver sounds like a mafia protection racket.
Cisco Borderless Networks Motivational Marketing Poster
Cisco Borderless Network motivational marketing poster.





