“kewl” is the network geeks word that has the same meaning as gnarly (surfer culture), sick (teen subculture), wicked (american movies). That is, it can mean something magnificent, or something so retarded or mind bendingly stupid as to be beneath contempt and varying degrees in between. Not normally used in executive meetings or board level presentations. Most commonly observed when a colleague shows you a neat Cisco IOS CLI trick, or a new piece of OS X software.
Pronunciation
Usually pronounced “queue-well”, and the more kewl something is, the more emphasis on “Queue” there is. Derogatory invocations typically involve substantial quantities of dripping sarcasm.
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Term to describe the “add on selling” of Network Management applications as an upgrade to your network.
Approximately the equivalent of asking “would you like fries with that” when ordering network equipment with the same outcome — you can’t really eat that many fries and sugary drink, but you can’t help buy it when you are hungry.
In the same way, you always want Network Management to work, but it always gets thrown out in the trash.
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In networking, used to describe your exalted understanding of a particular network , typically by working on it for enough time to know all the areas of the network including memorising IP addresses, architecture, connectivity. As in, I grok my network.
Also used in reference to your experience of a technology, i.e. I know multicast but I don’t grok it.
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Fibrechannel
1. A low latency block oriented data transfer mechanism for storage centralization. Only used in Storage Area Networks.
2. A networking protocol designed by the server industry so they don’t have to communicate with networking people who know more than they do. Similar to Token Ring in its fervent belief and passion as a superior technical idea. Nobody cared about Token Ring either.
3. A storage network used by server teams so that they don’t have to understand ethernet networking.
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Here’s the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fII9hH2UH8o (around 08:10)