@mfratto A runt packet walks into a bar, the bartender says “You could use a byte.” -
@samj: OH: “A UDP packet walks into a bar. The bartender doesn’t acknowledge him.”
@etherealmind TCP packet tries to get past the firewall on the way to the bar. Firewall says “hey, you’re out of order”.
@pello FTP-data packet tries to get past the checkpoint firewall when someone changed the bar policy. “Hey, first packet is not SYN”
_johnmcmanus_ a broadcast walk into the bar, everyone stops what they are doing to look
RT @BartSwinnen An IPv4 address space walks into a bar: “A strong CIDR please. I’m exhausted.” #ipv6
@networkingnerd
An IPv6 NS packet walks into a bar and yells, “Is anyone in here named John Smith?”. When no one answers, he sits down and orders a beer.
@xme an IPv4 packet walks on a bar and orders a CIDR and says “I’m exhausted” ^_^
Brandon Carroll @brandoncarroll talking about the Last of the Bogons.
A Bogon walks into a bar. The Bartender says… Youíre not supposed to be here! 
A Bogon walks into a bar. The Bartender says….. I thought you were extinct !
A Bogon walks into a bar and says to the Bartender… Take me to your leader!
